Giuseppe Garibaldi may still have feelings for Beatrice: Grade 5
Desperate. And desperate. Giuseppe Garibaldi never misses an opportunity to appear miserable in every way. At the start of the episode, he hits a block from babbling about the feelings he may still have towards Beatrice Luzzi. Inexplicably, the two were actually flirting. A past, buried flirtation that also ended badly. But now that the red competitor is on the verge of becoming the first finalist of this edition, it manages to become urgently relevant again (then it will really happen). The caretaker of the same name therefore opens his lazy heart to Alfonso Signorini and reveals: “I would have liked to share this journey with her, then everything turned out differently.” As we get closer, I forget about the past, what happened between me and her devices. Luckily, Beatrice still remembers everything very well. Let's also imagine the moment when the little man questioned her as a mother: “She doesn't care about her at all, not even her children!” Who knows what they will think when they see her kissing someone on TV! Luzzi doesn't laugh in the unlikely Garibaldi's face just because she's a lady again. It is impossible for the competitor to deceive both her and the public and try to vampirize their approval and extort a few percentage points from the televoting. Ridiculous.
The model Federico is accused of drinking too much milk and protests: grade 7
The Federico model is officially the (unintentional) comic line of the reality show. Last Wednesday he opened up to Alfonso Signorini and talked about his difficult (?) childhood as a former “prodigy” who “was already skydiving in Tunisia at the age of seven.” Now he is shaken by a new scandal: his roommates accuse him of drinking too much milk, “out of indifference to others,” explains Perla Vatiero, always punctual when a good word needs to be said. Out of spite, someone hides the proteins from him. Maybe Alessio, who backs away from the accusations with a mocking smile. At this point Federico erupts and shouts, “Do you mean that one of my values is dishonesty?!” He then goes to the confessional with six one-liter bottles of milk to demonstrate that he hasn’t drunk it all yet. Nobody puts up with that anyway. Or maybe it's just fun to poke him and watch him go crazy, who knows. Later, in the episode, there is space for a dream story from us: “Alfonso, last night I dreamed of being on the subway. A man stopped me and asked me, “Why did you give up?” And I realized that I had given up on this game, that I had not been brave. I didn't believe it anymore, not even when I saw a plane dedicated to me flying over the house. I don't know how many people did it, but whether it's two or two hundred, I will continue to fight for them here! The only two people we'd really like to see would be Marco Santin and Giorgio Gherarducci from Gialappa's band. All this material cannot be wasted. Just like milk.
Cesara Buonamici against the Odyssey: “Today we no longer learn at school”: vote 4
There was a little scene that was supposed to be funny. Since the test to secure the weekly budget would take place in an Odyssey swimming pool (?), the host wanted to test the participants using the Homeric poem. Greta and Perla from Temptation Island in particular were very complaining: “I liked the one with the eye in the head… What was his name?” Oh, Poseidon!” shouts the first. While the second pronounces “humerus” as if it were one of the bones of the body, the one near the shoulder blade. “But many others didn’t know this story,” explains Vatiero, because apparently people’s ignorance is still worth half as much joy. At the end of the episode, the support of the only commentator Cesara Buonamici for this incompetence is surprising: “Alfonso, it's normal that they don't know the Odyssey!” School has changed so much since our time that Homer is no longer studied today! Signorini tries to protest, but it is now well after one and he has to end the broadcast. Unfortunately for Buonamici, culture, like mathematics, is not an opinion. And even if it were, we are sure we would manage to get it wrong.
Mughini's Voice of Truth: “There was no competition for the finalist”: Vote 8
Giampiero Mughini is the commentator we deserved – and fortunately we had – on this boring edition of Big Brother. In the running for the title of the first finalist of the reality show were Massimiliano Varrese, the man who brought hip-hop to Italy, Rosy Chin, someone who cooks a lot, and Grecia Colmenares, the face of 33 telenovelas, although not the Half speaks a word in our language and Beatrice Luzzi, absolute protagonist since day zero. “Alfonso, do you want me to make three enemies for life?” replies the bespectacled intellectual when Signorini asks him about his preference. In the end, as always, the televoting decides and chooses Beatrice Luzzi without any big surprises. Mughini comments: “Very fair result, but I feel like a real race was missing. Beatrice could only be the first finalist!” We agree. Luzzi is characterized by its overwhelming majesty. And good for them. But this makes the challenge between the roommates less exciting. Oh, if only the writers had managed to assemble a capable cast!
Perla loves Mirko, but above all she still hates the subjunctive: rating 4.5
The soap opera between Mirko and Perla must painfully continue and is apparently not enough. To make it somehow interesting, the authors even try again to give it the geometric shape of a triangle. Thirdly, annoying, in this case Alessio Falsone, whose only flaw is being a person with whom Vatiero willingly chats. “But without any physical contact,” the girl specifies. “And God forbid!” Mirko repeats from the studio. Mirko, who, let's remember, is no longer her friend. The two have become closer again and have decided to give their relationship another chance “away from the cameras” without even exchanging a real kiss. Meanwhile, Perla is so eager to relive this newfound sentimental happiness that she refuses to even leave the house immediately just to hug her lover one more time and move on with the life together she has come to ( according to the script) would be heart to heart. Meanwhile, ours never misses an opportunity to perform the usual martyrdom of the Italian language: “If I had behaved… Um… If I had behaved… In short… If I had behaved,” limps she miserably. How Mirko can then allow himself to be jealous of Alessio, like anyone else, after leaving her for a seductress, Greta, whom he met for five minutes on Temptation Island, remains a very deep mystery.
Beatrice Luzzi first finalist, a well-deserved triumph: vote 9
“I couldn't have chosen a better competitor,” says Alfonso Signorini, forgetting that he has treated her like a fish in more than one disastrous live broadcast. Be that as it may, justice is served: the televoting elects Beatrice Luzzi as the first official finalist of this edition. The red-haired actress also won due to the lack of worthy opponents: as Giampiero Mughini suggested, it should not have been difficult for her to triumph over Massimiliano Varrese, Rosy Chin and Grecia Colmenares. A very predictable result. But that doesn't mean she doesn't deserve all the compliments that come with it: Since day one, she's overcome any form of harassment from her roommates and continues to firmly hold the reins of the game, if not the entire reality show , which without her would be too common, about which he would have nothing to say. She is not always right, but she knows how to play very well and has actually established herself as the absolute protagonist of the entire issue. Who will win? One can certainly hope so, given the sad fauna that populates the walls of Cinecittà.
Simona Tagli meets her daughter Georgia and the surprise turns into horror: Rating 5-
Simona Tagli, who had actually just arrived, was immediately able to establish herself as a protagonist, a bully and more in the Big Brother House. Since her daughter Georgia came up in various third-party conversations, the eighteen-year-old visits her mother. The meeting between the two seems very tender, but as soon as Alfonso Signorini allows himself to ask the girl a few questions, it is her mother who answers for her: “Seduction? Georgia still isn't seducing anyone. Also because I jerk off every prospective boyfriend.” “What plans do you have for the future? First study, then get engaged, get married and lead a fulfilling life. Also because he has to become a lawyer.” Greta and Alessio storm in, maybe about that to save young girls from their mother's dictatorial clutches. The artist's daughter can only say: “An ugly truth is better than a false lie, that's what you taught me, mom, and it's my way of life.” Georgia, do you prefer one ugly truth or a false lie? Either way, cut the cord!